According to new photos in the Gotham Gazette, the millionaire philanthropist—voted “Most Desirable Bachelor” ten times—was approached by paparazzi today after being spotted for the first time in who knows how long. (Honestly, this guy is a hermit; we thought he was dead.) The Prince of Gotham is back—and he’s here to stay. Although he’s been criticized for his conspicuous absence during the city’s flooding and for contributing absolutely nothing, he now seems to be making up for it. What’s next for our city, now that the mysterious vigilante “Batman” has also stopped making an appearance? Find out this and more in “The Batman Part II.”
09/15
MIGAJAS MIGAJAS GENTE CARAJO MIERDA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSGSGAHAHG.
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im not gonna lie-like- I left my college to head home, just to watch it on the big screen with my noise-cancelling headphones, SOLELY TO SEE THREE SECONDS OF ROBERT PATTINSON’S BEAUTIFUL JAWLINE. HAHAAAA, This shit is HILARIOUS, to say the least. Hmm, okay… guess I’ll have to wait another year…???? I suppose??? Like what do u want me to DO man?? im searching for an excuse to update this silly kawaii sugoi blog, cmon man, GIVE ME A REASON TO LIVE I BEG LIKE WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME, REEVES??? WHA DO YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
OHMYGod... maybe im expecting too much from another Batman film, or...maybe... maybe I’d like to have Batman’s children, even if it’s biologically impossible. That´s concerning...